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yeah thats me, i can never remember people's birthdays...happy 21st dan.
i even forgot that my sister's birthday was may 11 until like may 8, at which point i was out of town so i couldn't send a gift off til the actual day of her birthday.

dirty don, what the hell does 'eligible member of the short bus' mean?

brett, it is still way beyond my comprehension how your parents, out of all the parents, are the ones buying their underaged kid alcohol! have they ever explained to you why once you went to college they started buying it for you? you should get them to buy you some weed and shrooms as well.

it is hot in davis, i just went on a 45 min run and it was like 87 degrees of hell.

-mark